Xander Marzella 10/28/25 Xander Marzella 10/28/25

Rat Chat: One Battle After Another

We had a few small beers before this episode. But that’s just how the cards were rolled out for us. The Rats are here to chat about One Battle After Another from Paul Thomas Anderson. So check out the Ratpinions and if you don’t like them, just remember: Ocean waves, ocean waves.

Xander Marzella 10/21/25 Xander Marzella 10/21/25

Rats On Tron

Greetings, Programs. Let us level with you. The Film Rats are here to fight for the users. So tune in for some bio-digital jazz (whatever that is) and check out a ranking of the Tron films.

End of Line.

Xander Marzella 10/14/25 Xander Marzella 10/14/25

Rats On The Addams Family

These Rats are neat, sweet, petite and ready to talk about the Addams Family. Listen while the Rats talk about your favorite creepy, kooky family. Which adaptation should be put in a museum and which one makes them scree-am? Hurry and listen, it's almost time to do the Mamushka!

Xander Marzella 9/30/25 Xander Marzella 9/30/25

Rat Chat: KPop Demon Hunters

Our show without the ranks, this is what it sounds like. It’s time for a Rat Chat movie spotlight on KPop Demon Hunters. A standout film of the year so far. Leave it to Huntr/x to show us all how it’s done, done, done.

Xander Marzella 9/16/25 Xander Marzella 9/16/25

Rats On Meg Ryan

Listen, we know that at one time or another, most women have faked it. But trust us, these Rats are not faking their love of the unofficial Meg Ryan and Nora Ephron trilogy of films. If you love a cozy fall romance, meet us at the top of the Empire State building.

Xander Marzella 9/2/25 Xander Marzella 9/2/25

Rats Draft: Movie Meal

Welcome to the Inaugural Rats Draft. The Film Rats compete to draft the greatest four-course meal of movie foods. One appetizer, one drink, one entrée and one desert. Which Rat has the most refined palette? You decide. Let us know who has the most succulent movie meal in the comments.

Xander Marzella 8/19/25 Xander Marzella 8/19/25

Rats On Indiana Jones

Adventure awaits the Film Rats as they go in search of fortune and glory with a ranked list for Indiana Jones. So grab your hat and whip, and hold onto your potatoes. Don’t worry, there are no snakes here; only Rats!

Xander Marzella 8/5/25 Xander Marzella 8/5/25

Rats On Andor

No longer will our TV opinions be silenced. The Rats have gotten off program for a little supplemental episode to discuss Season 1 and 2 of Andor. So tune in and enjoy some Ratpinions on the greatest Star Wars show ever? How nice for you.

Xander Marzella 7/22/25 Xander Marzella 7/22/25

Rats On Superman

Hey buddies, ears up here. The Justice Rats have assembled to spend the night with Superman. It’s time to finally jump into DC Comics, and what better place to start than with the Man of Steel.

Xander Marzella 7/8/25 Xander Marzella 7/8/25

Rats On Pixar

The Film Rats are here to find their super suits, silence Bruno, choose their own fates, just keep swimming, put that thing back where it came from or so help them, and go to infinity and beyond as they create a Tier List for the 29 Pixar films.

Xander Marzella 7/1/25 Xander Marzella 7/1/25

Rats On Jaws

We’re gonna need a bigger podcast! The Film Rats are here for a special bonus episode to celebrate the 50th anniversary of Jaws. We might be skipping the beach this Summer after rewatching this one.

Xander Marzella 6/24/25 Xander Marzella 6/24/25

Rats On Summer Vacations

It’s rat summer! Before you plan your vacation, check in with the Film Rats to find out how they would rank movie Summer Vacations. Here’s hoping none of our listeners’ vacations have a dead body.

Xander Marzella 6/10/25 Xander Marzella 6/10/25

Rats On How To Train Your Dragon

This is Rats On Film. We pod every other week of the year. Our movie takes are questionable. The Rats themselves, even more so. The only upsides are the episodes about… Dragons.

Xander Marzella 6/3/25 Xander Marzella 6/3/25

Rats On Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning

This podcast is the sum of our choices. Time to hop in our biplanes and decide how the final (?) entry of this franchise fits into our Rat Ranking. It is written.

Xander Marzella 5/27/25 Xander Marzella 5/27/25

Rats On The 90s (Blind Rank)

Grab your overalls, your skateboard, and your Nirvana CDs. The Rats are taking a trip back to the 90s for another blind rank. 10 films. 10 places. No take backs. Are 90s movies all that? Or should they eat our shorts?

Xander Marzella 5/13/25 Xander Marzella 5/13/25

Rats On Coming of Age

We’re not really sure if these Rats have come of age but they’re definitely older now. This week on the show the Rats are here to talk about one of their favorite sub-genres. Carpe Diem!

Xander Marzella 4/29/25 Xander Marzella 4/29/25

Rats On The Star Wars Prequels

This is where the fun begins. The Film Rats have returned to a Galaxy Far Far Away. This time they’re here to discuss the Prequel Trilogy. These negotiations will not be short. Which Rat will be the chosen one? And which Rat will fall to the Dark Side?

Xander Marzella 4/15/25 Xander Marzella 4/15/25

Rats On Greta Gerwig

It’s so confusing sometimes to be a girl. And few filmmakers’ work embodies that idea more than Greta Gerwig. This week, the Rats decide if they have any power over the films they love as they rank her movies. Hopefully the poets don’t disagree with our ranking.

Xander Marzella 4/4/25 Xander Marzella 4/4/25

Rats On Captain America

Oh Captain, my Captain. The Rats have finally decided to take on the MCU. And what better place to start than with the very First Avenger: the Star Spangled Man with a plan.

Xander Marzella 3/21/25 Xander Marzella 3/21/25

Rats On Rats In Film

Happy Anniversary to Film Rats. It’s been 1 year of the podcast and in celebration we’re ranking the best Rats In Film. Join us as we talk about the unsung heroes (and sometimes villains) of the movie world. And most importantly decide if size matters.