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Rats On Rankin And Bass Holiday Specials

Hope everyone is having a Holly Jolly Holiday! We’re going full nostalgia this year as we rank some Rankin and Bass Holiday Specials. Are we a bunch of old misfits? Or are we Coming to Town with some good takes? Happy Ratmas to all and to all a good night!

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Rats On Knives Out

Here's what's gonna happen: Benoit freakin' Blanc and the Rats are gonna talk about some mysteries, ask you all some questions, and you all are gonna answer them and we're gonna get to the bottom of which Knives Out movie is the best and then... that's it!

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Rats On Musical Adaptations Part 2

After this episode, our Musical Adaptations list will be changed For Good. We Can’t Do It Alone, so today, a new group of Rats is here to discuss some more musicals. Don’t worry, we won’t let the list get too out of control; at least Not While We’re Around. Anyone up for some Piraguas after this one?

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Rat Chat: The Running Man (2025)

Despite all his rage, is Ben Richards just a Rat in a cage? Get ready, set, and run with us in a new episode focused on Edgar Wright’s The Running Man. See how it ranks compared to Edgar Wright’s previous films.

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Rats On The Coen Brothers

You betcha the Rats are out on parol and here to talk about and rank a selection of Coen Brothers films. Please Mr. Kennedy, listen to our show. And if you don’t like it, that’s just like… your opinion, man.

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Rat Chat: One Battle After Another

We had a few small beers before this episode. But that’s just how the cards were rolled out for us. The Rats are here to chat about One Battle After Another from Paul Thomas Anderson. So check out the Ratpinions and if you don’t like them, just remember: Ocean waves, ocean waves.

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Rats On Tron

Greetings, Programs. Let us level with you. The Film Rats are here to fight for the users. So tune in for some bio-digital jazz (whatever that is) and check out a ranking of the Tron films.

End of Line.

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Rats On The Addams Family

These Rats are neat, sweet, petite and ready to talk about the Addams Family. Listen while the Rats talk about your favorite creepy, kooky family. Which adaptation should be put in a museum and which one makes them scree-am? Hurry and listen, it's almost time to do the Mamushka!

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Rat Chat: KPop Demon Hunters

Our show without the ranks, this is what it sounds like. It’s time for a Rat Chat movie spotlight on KPop Demon Hunters. A standout film of the year so far. Leave it to Huntr/x to show us all how it’s done, done, done.

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Rats On Meg Ryan

Listen, we know that at one time or another, most women have faked it. But trust us, these Rats are not faking their love of the unofficial Meg Ryan and Nora Ephron trilogy of films. If you love a cozy fall romance, meet us at the top of the Empire State building.

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Rats Draft: Movie Meal

Welcome to the Inaugural Rats Draft. The Film Rats compete to draft the greatest four-course meal of movie foods. One appetizer, one drink, one entrée and one desert. Which Rat has the most refined palette? You decide. Let us know who has the most succulent movie meal in the comments.

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Rats On Indiana Jones

Adventure awaits the Film Rats as they go in search of fortune and glory with a ranked list for Indiana Jones. So grab your hat and whip, and hold onto your potatoes. Don’t worry, there are no snakes here; only Rats!

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Rats On Andor

No longer will our TV opinions be silenced. The Rats have gotten off program for a little supplemental episode to discuss Season 1 and 2 of Andor. So tune in and enjoy some Ratpinions on the greatest Star Wars show ever? How nice for you.

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Rats On Superman

Hey buddies, ears up here. The Justice Rats have assembled to spend the night with Superman. It’s time to finally jump into DC Comics, and what better place to start than with the Man of Steel.

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Rats On Pixar

The Film Rats are here to find their super suits, silence Bruno, choose their own fates, just keep swimming, put that thing back where it came from or so help them, and go to infinity and beyond as they create a Tier List for the 29 Pixar films.

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Rats On Jaws

We’re gonna need a bigger podcast! The Film Rats are here for a special bonus episode to celebrate the 50th anniversary of Jaws. We might be skipping the beach this Summer after rewatching this one.

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Rats On Summer Vacations

It’s rat summer! Before you plan your vacation, check in with the Film Rats to find out how they would rank movie Summer Vacations. Here’s hoping none of our listeners’ vacations have a dead body.

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Rats On How To Train Your Dragon

This is Rats On Film. We pod every other week of the year. Our movie takes are questionable. The Rats themselves, even more so. The only upsides are the episodes about… Dragons.

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Rats On The 90s (Blind Rank)

Grab your overalls, your skateboard, and your Nirvana CDs. The Rats are taking a trip back to the 90s for another blind rank. 10 films. 10 places. No take backs. Are 90s movies all that? Or should they eat our shorts?

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